redfox and drunkard.

20080216
01:29

time to get grumpy... things that singaporeans do that makes me wanna slap them in public... bloody singaporeans!

1. allow passengers to alight first before boarding:
why cant u people wait for passengers to alight first before barging into the already-packed-like-canned-sardines mrt? the authorities already draw 2 fucking big yellow lines with 2 na-beh big arrows... if ur commons sense doesn't tell u to give way first, then follow the fucking arrows or juz fucking see what other pple are doing and do some self reflections on yourself! nbcb... my solution is to purposely bang into these brainless obstacles when alighting the mrt, no matter how much space i have ard me to avoid them...

2. stand on the left side of the escalator:
if u wanna stand on the right side, u bloody hell move ur legs and manouvre up the escalator manually! and if u r still wondering why, because there r people behind ur damn ass who really wanna move up tt escalator urgently and because of u not moving ur swollen-with-fats legs, many people will be affected! i feel like shouting to the fucking dummy who stood like 10 persons in front of me on the right side of the escalator when i am in a rush: lazy then stand on the left lah! nbccb!

3. move to the centre of the car
middle of every mrt carriage got ghost meh!!!??? nbcb... i noe some are alighting 1 or 2 stops after boarding, so standing by the door is still reasonable. but some born-with-brains-on-ass people just stood by the door, from yishun to city hall, and upon seeing the mrt filing up with their own bloody eyes, they still lan lan dun wan move to the centre of the car. what the fuck u all thinking!!! cant u all be more considerate? dun cause inconvenience to many many many people just for the sake of u 1 single pathetic soul's convenience! fucking cb.......!

4. playing music loudly from mobile phones
if u r aspiring to be a dj, go get a turntable and practice in ur own fucking room! if u wanna share ur music with people, make sure ur music is the latest and is nice, if not then we dun need to noe u r an outdated person without taste! if u r so poor that u cant afford a earphone for ur mobile phone, then sell tt fucking phone! if u r juz trying to attract attention, strip off ur clothes then!

5. leaning on pole on the mrt
the poles in the mrt are for commuters to grab on in order to stabilize themselves. when u fucking lean on the pole, u r depriving many others to hold it! and ur mother gave birth to u with backbones! if u think u have special affnity with poles, go install one at home and sell that bed of urs! i was given sweaty palms to drip on these people...

6. sitting by the mrt door
it's ok if the train is considerably empty. if not... r u that fucking weak that ur legs will slowly crumple to bits and pieces if u dun rest them for an hour? by sitting down u r occupying more space. only fat and handicap people have the right to occupy more space. i prefer to ignore commuters sitting on floor n kick or step on them... coz they already have no self respect...

7. stretching out ur legs while sitting down and the train is packed
there's only one message: "step on my legs!"

that's all for now... fed up ah!

-redfox & drunkard lived again-